me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?
IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN
INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
the real question is how did i get addicted to this site